boheas

Kasperek Ula - A ja dojdę do ciebie...

Kategoria: Wiersze>Debiuty amatorskie

A ja dojdę do ciebie...

Bo jutro nastanie nowy Dzień.
Nowa nadzieja, że może właśnie dziś...

Dzień.

Te same problemy, myśli, uśmiechy.
Ale ja żyję właśnie tą nadzieją, że może kiedyś wstanie słońce.
Nie wiem tylko czy doczekam tej chwili...

Wstanę o własnych siłach, otworzę oczy, spojrzę w niebo.

Poczuje zapach liści, śpiewy ptaków, wołanie lasu, nieme rozmowy drzew.

I to mi wystarczy, by zachować w pamięci już na zawsze ten fragment...
Teraz już przeszłości.


Czasem wystarczą trzy krótkie spojrzenia...
Szczery uścisk dłoni,
Ostatnia łza na pożegnanie;
I nie ma już nic ...
Pustka.
Lecz jutro nastanie nowy dzień.
A ja dojdę do ciebie Boże.

Nie ssij palca. Ani swojego ani tym bardziej cudzego.

Małgorzata, 18.01. 22.02. 10.06. 20.07. 17.10. 16.11

Jest bardzo kulturalna, dobrze wychowana i ma duży dystans do ludzi. Nie zawiera przelotnych znajomości. Jest ostrożna w działaniach i nie rzuca słów na wiatr. Lubi sztukę i wiele radości sprawia jej obcowanie z pięknem. Jest aktywna i uczestniczy w życiu kulturalnym. Regularnie bywa w teatrze, odwiedza galerie i muzea. Dla rodziny jest kochająca i oddana. Potrafi wiele poświęcić dla dzieci.

<prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude?
<necrophiliac> nuthin
<sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother?
<necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister
<prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck...

Kochanowski Jan - O Jędrzeju

Kategoria: Wiersze>Poezja polska

Z sercam się roześmiał Jędrzeja słuchając,
Kiedy do domu przyszedł narzekając:
˝A kat jej prosi, by się ku mnie miała,
Teraz się, małpa, z podchłopia wyrwała˝.

Kategoria: Кино

Если бы старик Голливуд выпустил фильм, в котором нет ни одного поцелуя, я бы обязательно посмотрел его - хотя бы из чистого любопытства.

Autor: Брюн Серебряная Струна

Na górze róże,
na dole fiołki,
a my się kochamy jak dwa aniołki!

Kategoria: SMSy Erotyczne

może inna da ci wszystko
abyś tylko dla niej żył
ja ci daję fotografię
abyś myślą przy mnie był

Vo vlaku pristúpi sprievodca k cestujúcej a hovorí:
- Pani, ale veď vy ste si kúpili polovičný lístok!
- No, vidíte ako dlho vlak meškal.

Uczelnia: Politechnika Łódzka

Podczas mierzenia czegoś tam kolega upuścił płytkę pomiarową na co prowadzący:
- Kur** uważaj pan bo mi mikrony spierda****

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.

For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball b - Football c - How fat you are d - How much prettier she is than you e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died

According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

2 - "Do you love me?"

The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so. b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes? c - That depends on what you mean by "love". d - Does it matter? e - Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?"

The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b - Compared to what? c - A little extra weight looks good on you. d - I've seen fatter. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things. c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid exchange:

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband."Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes? "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed..."

Kategoria: Библия

«Черный квадрат» Малевича чем-то схож с «Библией», ибо в их каждом квадратном сантиметре пытаются найти важный смысл.

Autor: Георгий Александров

Pogoda pracowała a człowiek się chełpił.
(gruzińskie)

Chłopa na korce, a rozumu na lata nie mierzą.

Kobieta tworzy, kobieta niszczy.

Tagi: przysłowie, przysłowia