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Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents.

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1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.

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2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

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3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

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4. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!

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5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

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6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable, in my opinion.

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7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

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8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?

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9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.

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10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

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Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

Czerwiec gdy zagrzmi, gdzie zorze zachodzą, ryby się obficie urodzą(zrodzą).
(polskie)

Kdo mečem smrt nosí, toho meč skosí.

Autor: Neznámý

Потрясающая вещь произошла 21 ноября целая страна радостно голосует за
больного человека, неспособного дискутировать без шпаргалки. С таким
лицом можно без грима играть монстров.
Правильно - кто платит, тот барышню и танцует. Торжество заокеанского
PR.

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