Jordan Forsyth

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Kategoria: Музыка

Не мы слушаем музыку, а музыка слушает нас.

Autor: Теодор Адорно

Uczelnia: Uniwersytet Łódzki

Prowadzimy zeszyt z takimi rodzynkami. I dr Szymon dowiedziawszy się o tym zeszycie, powiedział:
- Fajnie jest tak powspominać... Wy kiedyś otworzycie ten zeszyt, będziecie mieć z nas ubaw, a my wyciągniemy wasze stare kolokwia i też będziemy mieć niezły ubaw.

""Транспортпресс""анонсирует выход первого номера нового
профессионального журнала для работников ГИБДД - ""ЗА РУбЛЕМ"".

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.

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I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

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I was engaged myself once. To a contortionist. But she broke it off.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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John, you know I can't marry you. You are an accountant. I prefer a man who builds things, who makes things, like an engineer who...makes half-a-million dollars a year...

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Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward.

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Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.

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Life sucks...and then you marry someone who doesn't!

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Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

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Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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Love is a thousand miles long, but comes in six inch installments.

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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

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Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.

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Love may conquer everything, but it needs Time as its Field General.

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Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

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Make love, not war, or do both: get married.

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Man and wife make one fool.

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Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

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Marital Logic: 1) Marriage is an institution. 2) Marriage is love. 3) Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

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May the bluebird of happiness crap all over your wedding cake.

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May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.

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May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.

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May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.

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May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters.

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May you live as long as long as you want to, and may you want to as long as you live!

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May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife.

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May you never leave your marriage alive.

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May your clock run slow, your heart fast, your bile over, your wife away, your nose always.

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May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.

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May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house.

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