Leonanie Avery

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Number of MLS : 29

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Говорят, холодильники мстят нам: ночью они каждые 15 мин подходят к нашей спальне, открывают дверь и внимательно смотрят внутрь.

Один програмист спрашивает у другого:
- Где можно достать лицензионого щенка, в подарок дочке на день
рожедение?

snark: Вот вы говорите бухгалтера... Год живу в новой квартире, думаю: "хватит жить затворником, надо домофон починить". С первого дня не работает домофон. Вызвал домофонщика. Он зашел в квартиру, внимательно посмотрел на мой сервер в прихожке, и говорит: "А Вы кнопку включения домофона не пробовали нажимать?.." Я подумал, что эта техника выше моего понимания, и пошел дальше кодить проект.

World's Worst Pick-up Lines...

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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

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Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

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Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

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Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

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Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

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Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine.

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I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

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If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

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I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

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The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

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Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Только в России можно ехать с превышением скорости на 19 км/час, и вас не останавливают, потому что гаишникам лень заморачиваться из-за ста рублей.

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