Stewart Bower

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Эмоции - они как лошади: либо ты ими управляешь, либо они несут тебя куда-то в даль галопом...

There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters.

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So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight. But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway.

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So he took it home and it screwed all the chickens. After a while it started screwing all the other farm animals.

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So one day the farmer walked up to the rooster and said,"Ya better stop screwing everything or you will screw yourself to death!" But the rooster just kept on screwing.

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One day the farmer was walking through the field, and he found the rooster laying on the ground with buzzards flying all around.

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So he walked up to the rooster and said,"I told you you'd screw yourself to death!" then the rooster opened his eyes and said, - "SHUT-UP! I'm trying to get them to land!"

Чемпионат Европы по футболу можно выиграть и с помощью денег, если
пообещать крупные суммы:
1) своим игрокам за победу,
2) соперникам за поражение,
3) судьям за выполнение первых двух пунктов.

Kategoria: Жизнь

Трудно жить завтрашним днем с сегодняшним гардеробом!

Autor: Тамара Клейман

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