Swen Graham

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The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, ˝I´m sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg.˝

˝Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before me mate could throw me a line, a shark bit me leg clean off!˝

The interviewer was sort of disappointed. ˝What about the hook at the end of your right arm?˝

˝I lost it in a sword fight with the Captain of the Guard!˝

Again the reporter was disappointed. ˝Certainly there´s an exciting story about the patch on your eye?˝

˝One day, I was out on deck, and a bird flew over and pooped in me eye!˝

The reporter was amazed. ˝That´s why you wear a patch?˝

˝Well, I´d only had me hook a couple of days!˝

How do u get a black person to stop jumping on ur bed


put velcro on the ceiling


How do u get them down


Call three mexicans and tell them its a pinyada

Kategoria: История

История - многотомная ошибка.

Autor: Анатолий Юркин

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