One day Jared was surfing the TV channels. He came to the firstchannel and it was drag racing. Then he went to the secondchannel and it was wrestling. Then he went to the third channeland it was sewing. Then he went to the last channel and it wasTLC (The Learning Channel) and they were showing babies beingborn.n
So he went back to the first channel and this is how it sounded:"And they're off! (changes channel )He's on top of her! She's ontop of him! (changes channel) In and out, in and out. (changeschannel) And the baby has safely been born."